I was reading that a police agency was having problems trying to solve the murder of a Redneck;

1) The DNA is all the same.
2)There are no dental records.

The same County passed the following Law; once a husband and wife are legally divorced...they are STILL cousins. The world keeps turning...


Just thinking about thongs again; they are actually the oldest piece of fashion known to the human race. Experts feel that thongs have been around for 75,000 years (Hughes has one that old)! Who would have thong that!? I kill myself.

I noticed that the Sarge tried her hand at poetry. Have our blogs really come to this!?


The organizing committee for the 100 Km Hike is slowly growing, we're small but mighty. If you wish to get on the committee or are willing to volunteer for the event (June 18-19th) then let the Sarge, John Russell, Doris Biron, Wendy Curtis, Chris Littlechild, Rhonda Cunningham or myself know.


The Sarge, Doris and I will be embarking on a 20 km hike next Friday...that will be a good and much needed test for sure. I'm a little nervous, but looking forward to it just the same.

I had another near catastrophe last week at the gym. This stuff can only happen to me! I was on the elliptical or snow shoe machine, whatever, and the back of my calf was itchy. The itch wouldn't go away so I leaned over to relieve the itch and the damn handle bar almost hit me in the head! If I was going any faster it would have knocked me out! We really should have been video taping my training because we would have been rich by now...Americas Funniest Video's.

On a very important note...PLEASE, if possible, try and donate to the Red Cross or the Salvation Army in support of the folks in Haiti! They are in desperate need and we need to do our part in the global village.

Big Dave out.